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Feliz Cumpleaños VIRGO!

This is a month of healing and cleansing and you have the opportunity to correct all your bad tango habits as well as reunite with old partners. Even if there were some bad feelings, the negativity can now be overcome so that the relationships can move forward. Don't worry, because there will also be some new and exciting partners after the 22nd.

Libra

You need some down time. Private time. A holiday in nature is suggested so don't even stop in Buenos Aires but go directly to Ushuaia. After the 24th, you will once again enjoy the social mingling and city life. Male partners are favored this month. If you are a man, that means make time for the traditional practica among machos. Or you could always make your way to Milonga Gay.

SCORPIO

So now Pluto has been declared not a planet! Next it will be proclaimed that di Sarli is not a real tango orchestra and Troilo only played a little bandañeon! It is up to you to preserve the dignity of your ruling planet and to uphold tango traditions and icons. The 26th will be your day to prove your theories beyond a shadow of a doubt and prevent yourself from extinction. In the meantime, continue dancing for your life.

SAGITTARIUS

Pay attention to the details of your job and the intricacies of your legwork. This is a month to get noticed for your polished effect. You or something you have accomplished will most likely appear in print. The 28th is the day you can do no wrong, and one of your excellent moves will likely cause an amazing chain effect. So move forward with your biggest plans and get ready to boleo into the limelight.

CAPRICORN

Pay attention to travel details, as there are many values available if you are on the ball. Education and publishing will also bring you luck as long as you are very specific about what you want in these areas. So choose tango classes with an exact theme and go deeper into an issue with your reading or writing choices on the Tango -L or other such forums. The 30th is your best day for success with a partner.

AQUARIUS

Who died and left you in charge of the milonga? Well, hopefully no one has to die but in your struggle for power, you will definitely be compelled to murder in order to create a new tango world order. A deeper analysis of the situation will clue you in on how to create positive change with out the use of a cuchillo!

 
PISCES

It is easier to fantasize about love than to embrace the real thing. Life is offering you more than a dream but you'll need to clean up your act if you really want to find true love or embrace a full-time tango partner. The 7th and 8th are your best days to understand what really makes you happy in a relationship.

ARIES

Health and dietary issues take the lead. Those greasy empanadas in the milongas are going to make a gancho right through your stomach if you don't watch out. You are also in danger of developing a beer belly, and that is not as attractive as a milonguero belly. Although Cabana las Lilas and other Argentine restaurants are more famous for their beef, they also make delicious salads. You are advised to seek out the arugula, watercress, and endive that are hidden behind the steaks. The 10th is the best day to raise the stakes and gamble with the greens.

TAURUS

Libertad Lamarque y Evita Peron - were they friends or enemies? One thing is for sure - there was plenty of gossip about the nature of their fights. You are also about to have a public and gossip worthy display in the milongas. It will happen on the 11th or the 20th. Not too much you can do to avoid this, so better to sink in and enjoy your infamous moments.

GEMINI

You are very wiry; yes, a lean mean tango machine, but your nerves are also rather frayed. The milonga is not the best environment for you. Don't stay home for you will spend time neurotically cleaning or something equally ridiculous. By the 7th, or full moon in Pisces you should be swimming a tango at sea. If not possible, find a remote and quiet reflection pool to dip your feet in. By the 14th, you are rested and ready to dance more tango.

CANCER

You know the best milongas in town and others follow your lead. If you are an organizer, you are blessed. If not, you will find the organizers butter you up to lure you into their place. Take the bribes, but in the end, rely on your own tastes. Do some research on the 15th and 16th to find the events that will meet your high standards.

LEO

With the Sun, Mercury, Mars, Venus, (and even the Moon on the 21st) all in your house of money - this is your month to cash in. Salud, dinero y amor has you valsing merrily along. Is there a catch? Well, unfortunately, Saturn, who has not yet been declared a non-planet, is doing its damndest to dwarf your fun. Hint: the more discriminating you are about your pleasure, the more Saturn will give in and join the party.

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  September 2006