Feliz Cumpleaños PISCES!

Wow, look at all that schmaltz on your birthday cake! You sure know how to pour it on honey. No one does tango better than you - glamorous and sentimental, with tragic overtones. However let's keep the tragedy to a minimum. We don't want any fish to get caught on the dancefloor and catastrophically yanked off their fins to fall flat on their tails. So beware of those snaggy accessories (long dangly earrings, pants cuffs, exaggerated buckles on the shoe, and sloppy untied laces). Tuck in your scales.
Best days: 1/27
Lucky Orquesta: Florindo Sassone

ARIES

You are dancing in your dreams this month and the way you dance in your waking hours is really dreamy as far as your partners are concerned. Although a leader by nature, the intense psychic influence that is occurring now will make you choose to follow instinct and let a higher power take the lead.
Best Days: 1/29
Lucky Orquesta: Miguel Calo

TAURUS

The beginner who stepped on your toes a few months ago has greatly improved and now dances divinely. Don't judge by the past or you will miss out. An old lover has also learned new tricks. Reuniting will bring wonderful surprises and heal old wounds.
Best days: 4/31
Lucky Orquesta: Osvaldo Pugliese

GEMINI

Your career must come first and then your social life. This is difficult to handle as you make a career out of being popular. Nonetheless, you have work to plough through in the first two weeks. A trick for getting through is to remember that music is a great motivator. An iPod in the ear makes you produce doubletime! Then you can lace or buckle up the shoes and really traspie to your heart's delight.
Best days: 5/6
Lucky Orquesta: Rodolfo Biagi

CANCER

Get out of the house. This is an ideal month for you to travel. Foreigners will open their homes and hearts and kitchens to you. Dancing on foreign and exotic soil greatly improves your dancing, especially if you are by the water. Bateaux Dhubai would be your best choice but any port in the Eastern U.S. will serve as a good substitute and carry the same feel.
Best days: 8/10
Lucky Orquesta: Francisco Canaro

LEO

Damn your feet are aching and those sexy tango shoes (make sure they're fire red or royal blue) feel like splinters in your paw. Still you'd better dance faster and be on the ball(s) in order to catch Androcles. That's right - your personal love slave! (Services include toe licking.) You are about to step into a very hot situation.
Best days: 11/12
Lucky Orquesta: Juan D'Arienzo

VIRGO

The full moon on the 14th is in your sign. It is also an eclipse. Immediate analysis suggests warning and danger, but you will pass safely through the abyss and emerge with a great tango mystery that has not previously been revealed to you. Pay attention to the music and discover some wonderful alternative tunes that give you a new perspective on your dance as well as your feeling about life.
Best days: 14/15
Lucky Orquesta: Bajofondo Tango Club

Libra

After weighing the scales, the concurrence is that half of you suffer from Pavadita (a little bit of nothing). The other half are in serious need of Prozac. In short, every other Libran should be in therapy. (If you are a psychoanalyst, check in with your supervisor immediately.) Work on your soul and watch your world change. Your dance will also improve, when you seek professional help in Buenos Aires - the Tango and Psychoanalytic Capital of the World.
Best days: 16/17
Lucky Orquesta: Alfredo De Angelis

SCORPIO

Everything you do - from eating to shopping to without a doubt dancing - feels like one big orgasm. The delicious and the sensual surround your every move. You will even cum into money. Most satisfying and sexy relationships are classic and vintage. That could mean an old flame revisited or a new older woman or man.
Best days: 18/19
Lucky Orquesta: Tanturri Campos

SAGITTARIUS

Your home has hidden capabilities and you need to discover them. Good housekeeping is the first rule of thumb. A spring cleaning or a renovation will actually reveal a hidden dancefloor in your home and then - let the house milonga begin! You are about to dance your way into some new primo real estate.
Best days: 21/22
Lucky Orquesta: D'Agostino/Vargas

CAPRICORN

Tango could make you dinero, if you're not too highbrow to take advantage of it. You practice your steps at the bus stop, parking garage, and subway platform. All you need is a tin cup or Gardel hat to collect the cash. Not your estilo? How about being a taxi dancer? Many are willing to put their money on your embrace, if you don't turn up your nose at the prospect.
Best days: 23/24
Lucky Orquesta: Carlos di Sarli

AQUARIUS

There's something fishy with the money. That's OK. Milongueros are decidedly underhanded and gambling is one of the favoured professions. So take a chance and open a new milonga, because any business venture you take on now will be wildly successful and catch on fast. Suerte!
Best days: 25/26
Lucky Orquesta: Enrique Rodriguez

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  March 2006