Tango Stars
August 2005
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| By
Lexa Roséan |

Photo: Mark Golebiowski
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Feliz Cumpleaños LEO
You’ve
got your porteño pride and are not about to let the gringos and the
people from the provinces push you around on your own turf. Tongues
will wag sharper than Argentine steak knives in the fights over
styles. You’ll want to roar on the dance floor but better to keep
your mouth shut and just strut your stuff. You’re still Rey/Reina of
the milonga no matter what they say.
Virgo
Try falling
asleep with tango music to soothe your soul. Like mother’s milk for
a baby, the tango tunes will rock away all your anxieties and fears. A
spare pair of tango shoes should not be worn to bed unless you have
the perfect partner, however you should always have them with you at
the milongas. You are very
sensitive this month and need to change often to avoid pain.
Libra
Everyone
in the milonga knows you and they are watching. You make a big
impression wherever you go and on the 16th, you forget your
polyamorous tango ambitions when you are smitten by just one. Unusual
for you to be faithful but this one is quite the catch and you prefer
to be sandwiched only by these feet.
Scorpio
Looking for fame in your
tango career? This is the month to get it. Don’t let personal head
games get in your way and don’t attach to any partner that hogs your
tandas. Think global when it comes to your tango because the world is
waiting for your embrace.
Sagittarius
Travel and education occupy
all your time. With Mercury retrograde until the 16th, make
sure to triple check all your reservations. You will struggle with the
Spanish and the complicated enroques and colgadas you are trying to
learn but don’t give up! Progress is being made even though you find
it hard to see.
Capricorn
Horny devil that you are,
you’ve got sex on the brain and feel as if you will die unless you
get some. Good idea to take some lessons from the old milongueros. Not
for steps but for piropos. It’s key words that help you make the
right moves.
Aquarius
Nostalgic for the past, you
review your lost loves and mourn the loss of them. By the 22nd,
you’ll realize that your ex’s don’t hold a candle to the
magnetism of the golden oldies of tango. Although you still prefer
classico on the dancefloor, you’re ready for Nuevo in your heart. A
strong attraction pulls you towards one you admire.
Pisces
Your tendency is to dreamily
plunge in and usually you find this leads you towards a delightful
surprise. Not this month. You’re going to have to work for your
pleasure. That means eyeing and analyzing every dancer in action
before you accept or offer a tanda. Sit at the table with the shrinks
to gain insight to this approach.
Aries
You’re as colorful and
popular as a Fresedo tango and you certainly liven up the room with
your sweet charm. Be careful about turning all that on with students
though. They are still virgins and not wise in the milonguero ways.
Too flirty will be interpreted as a sexual come on. Most likely, they
will welcome this offer as gladly as a dance, but if you take it on,
it will be like trying to salida in quick cement.
TAURUS
You’ve found a real gold
mine. It’s a new milonga with a great floor and the malevos you
can’t stand haven’t discovered this venue yet. Ah, you’re in
heaven until the full moon on the 19th and then your
private nirvana is invaded by the tango packs. No more VIP treatment
for you. That is, unless you move the
exclusive tango party to your house.
Gemini
Your ruling planet Mercury
is on holiday in el culo del mundo and without him you may say things
that make you feel like an asshole. Don’t expect your communications
to go well until he returns on the 16th. The tango will be
most useful to you during this difficult period. Think of yourself on
the dancefloor at all times. Speak as few words as possible but make
all the right moves.
CANCER
The first half of this month is all work and no play. This means, you
probably won’t be able to dance much unless you are in the business
of tango. You may lose points on floorcraft but you’ll gain $$$ in
your bank account. After the 21st, you’re still hard at
work but socializing becomes an important part of your business and
that means the milonga is back in!
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